shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders
Neanderthals were whipping up meals in their caves based on flavor and processing plants so they’d taste the best. Like, they were in there making stews and sauces and things. They weren’t just eating ingredients, they wanted things to taste good too.
thinking about some poor Neanderthal making dinner for their communal band and everyone being like “this tastes really bad, dude”
even worse theres like 0% chance they didnt clown him for it. they probably found a rotting carcass like 2 years later and said “ahhh smells just like grungos cooking” and then everyone else laughs
